4.11.02
whoa...really stupid yet funy ones....haha...but sooo much swearing....better go there yourself if ya wanna see....
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
haha....so dum....
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
haha....so dum....
welcome to the dollhouse:
[Dawn offers Steve something to eat while he waits for Mark to come home.]
Dawn Weiner: Ring Dings, Pop Tarts, whatever! I can make Jell-O.
Brandon: Yo Weiner, you better get ready, 'cause at three o' clock today, I'm gonna RAPE you!
Ralphie: You think you're hot shit, but you're really just cold diarrhea.
[Looking at pictures of Steve.]
Dawn: Oh, Steve, they're all so beautiful.
Steve: I'm thinking of using this one on my first album cover.
Dawn: You're gonna have a record?
Mark Weiner: High school's better than junior high. They call you names but not as much to your face.
Steve Rodgers: Special people?
Dawn Weiner: Yeah.
Steve Rodgers: Do you know what "special people" means?
Dawn Weiner: What?
Steve Rodgers: Special people equals retarded. Your club is for retards.
Dawn Weiner: I was fighting back.
Mrs. Weiner: Who told you to fight back?
Dawn Weiner: I don't mean to be a cunt.
Dawn Weiner: Why do you hate me?
Student: Because you're ugly.
Mrs. Weiner: Dawn, you do not leave this table until you tell your sister that you love her!
Dawn Weiner: Do you think about girls?
Mark Weiner: Are you kidding? I want to get into a good school.
Dawn Weiner: But I don't want to go to Disney World.
Mark Weiner: Don't be stupid. At least it'll look good on your college resume.
Mark Weiner: High school's better than junior high. They'll call you names, but not as much.
Dawn Weiner: Just because you're a faggot doesn't mean you're an asshole.
Brandon McCarthy: Get off me! I'm the one that makes the first move.
[After seeing Dawn about to enter a school bathroom stall, then going over to the sink]
Lolita: You didn't come in here to wash your hands.
Dawn: Y--yes I did.
Lolita: You came in here to take a shit.
Dawn: No, really. I don't have to go. My hands were just dirty, that's all.
Lolita: Liar. I can smell you from here.
[Dawn offers Steve something to eat while he waits for Mark to come home.]
Dawn Weiner: Ring Dings, Pop Tarts, whatever! I can make Jell-O.
Brandon: Yo Weiner, you better get ready, 'cause at three o' clock today, I'm gonna RAPE you!
Ralphie: You think you're hot shit, but you're really just cold diarrhea.
[Looking at pictures of Steve.]
Dawn: Oh, Steve, they're all so beautiful.
Steve: I'm thinking of using this one on my first album cover.
Dawn: You're gonna have a record?
Mark Weiner: High school's better than junior high. They call you names but not as much to your face.
Steve Rodgers: Special people?
Dawn Weiner: Yeah.
Steve Rodgers: Do you know what "special people" means?
Dawn Weiner: What?
Steve Rodgers: Special people equals retarded. Your club is for retards.
Dawn Weiner: I was fighting back.
Mrs. Weiner: Who told you to fight back?
Dawn Weiner: I don't mean to be a cunt.
Dawn Weiner: Why do you hate me?
Student: Because you're ugly.
Mrs. Weiner: Dawn, you do not leave this table until you tell your sister that you love her!
Dawn Weiner: Do you think about girls?
Mark Weiner: Are you kidding? I want to get into a good school.
Dawn Weiner: But I don't want to go to Disney World.
Mark Weiner: Don't be stupid. At least it'll look good on your college resume.
Mark Weiner: High school's better than junior high. They'll call you names, but not as much.
Dawn Weiner: Just because you're a faggot doesn't mean you're an asshole.
Brandon McCarthy: Get off me! I'm the one that makes the first move.
[After seeing Dawn about to enter a school bathroom stall, then going over to the sink]
Lolita: You didn't come in here to wash your hands.
Dawn: Y--yes I did.
Lolita: You came in here to take a shit.
Dawn: No, really. I don't have to go. My hands were just dirty, that's all.
Lolita: Liar. I can smell you from here.
haha...YES!!! DOGS.....
just in case you're wondering....all quotes are from movies...WHOA..!?!?!? REALLY!!!!????!!?....haha
1st: center stage
2nd: zoolander
3rd: the ring
4th: minority report
5th: the fellowship of the ring
6th: titanic
7th: pearl harbour
8th: this boy's life (leo dicaprio)
1st: center stage
2nd: zoolander
3rd: the ring
4th: minority report
5th: the fellowship of the ring
6th: titanic
7th: pearl harbour
8th: this boy's life (leo dicaprio)
[To his new wife.]
Dwight Hansen: You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get to say. Got it?
from this boy's life...haha...it's the movie with:
does your mom know you're skipping?
*shrugs* she doesn't care
didja go to wanda's last night?
yea
did you make out?
yea
did you make out good?
yea
how good?
...
ummm...you know the rest.....
Dwight Hansen: You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get to say. Got it?
from this boy's life...haha...it's the movie with:
does your mom know you're skipping?
*shrugs* she doesn't care
didja go to wanda's last night?
yea
did you make out?
yea
did you make out good?
yea
how good?
...
ummm...you know the rest.....
haha.. I'M BORED do you have a problem?...
Danny: I think World War II just started
Rafe: Returning from the dead wasn't all that I expected...but that's life.
Danny: You're a rotten drunk... always have been.
Rafe: Well, you're a lousy friend... that's a new development.
Admiral Kimmel: [reading signal] "U.S. Navy believes attack on Pearl Harbor imminent." Well... they're only an hour late.
President Franklin D. Roosevelt: I like sub commanders. They have no time for bullshit, and neither do I.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Do you know what Top Secret means?
Rafe: Yeah, it's the kind of mission where you get medals, but they send them to your relatives.
Evelyn: I'm giving my heart to Danny. But I'll never look at another sunset without thinking of you.
Rafe: You are so beautiful it hurts.
Evelyn: It's your nose that hurts.
Rafe: I think it's my heart.
Rafe: Dolittle assigned me. He wanted me to get some... some real combat training.
Danny: Well guess what? It isn't training over there, it's war. Where losers die and there aren't any winners, just guys who turn into broken-down wrecks like my father. Now if trouble awaits me, I'm ready. But why go looking for it?
Evelyn: You died Rafe. So did I.
Danny: (dying) Rafe, can you do me a favor?
Danny: (dying) Do me a favor Rafe.
Rafe: What?
Danny: Can you get someone else to write my name on the tombstone?
Gooz: I got a girlfriend.
Billy: ...That's great!
Rafe: She loves me.
Sailor: I didn't even know the Japs were sore at us.
Earl: hey, you know you're not supposed to be painting titties on the side of my airplanes, and if you do, don't make 'em lop-sided!
Gooz: they we're lop-sided, Earl.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: That's bull-shit MacCawley!... but it's very, very good bull-shit!
[looking in mirror]
Billy: Man, you're one good-lookin' son-of-a-bitch!... Don't you ever die!
Major Jackson: Most officers would have thrown you in the brig.
Evelyn: Most nurses would've gone on to somebody else instead of keeping their fingers plugged in your artery.
Danny: Y'all pilots?
Gooz: Uh, we're working on it. There's a lot of switches and stuff. Pride of the Pacific.
Earl: Who are you?
Danny: Terrors of the Skies.
Evelyn: Oh, but it's such a long story.
Nurse Martha: We've got time.
Nurse Martha: This is Ward Three, and as you can see, no patients. Welcome to Hawaii.
Gooz: Be careful with the lady folk... they cloud the mind.
Danny: Thanks Gooz.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Boys, there's a phrase I want you to memorize, "Lushu hoo Megwa Fugi.", it means "I am an American." in Chinese.
[While Evelyn is fixing up a cut on Doris Miller's head.]
Evelyn: [referring to the cut] Where'd you get this?
Dorie Miller: Boxin'.
Evelyn: You win?
Dorie Miller: Yes, Ma'am!
Evelyn: And what do you get for winning?
Dorie Miller: Respect.
Evelyn: You're acting like I didn't love you!
Rafe: Evelyn, loving you kept me alive!
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: I heard what you did.
Rafe: We can explain that, sir.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Explain what?
Danny: Whatever it is you heard about us, sir.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: You mean the hoola shirts you were flying in....or the seven planes you shot down.
Rafe: Miss, I really, really lick you
[covers mouth]
Rafe: "Like" you. I didn't mean to say that.
[Later after Col Doolittle explains the mission]
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: And I will tell you one thing...leave your goddamn hula shirts at home.
Rafe: I've got some genuine French champagne. From France!
Nurse Martha: I joined the army to do MY patriotic duty... AND... to meet guys.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Secretary of the Navy gave me these.
Danny: What are they?
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Friendship medals the Japanese gave us when they were pretending they wanted peace.
Rafe: What do you want me to do with them sir?
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: We're gonna wire them to the bombs and give them back.
Danny: I think World War II just started
Rafe: Returning from the dead wasn't all that I expected...but that's life.
Danny: You're a rotten drunk... always have been.
Rafe: Well, you're a lousy friend... that's a new development.
Admiral Kimmel: [reading signal] "U.S. Navy believes attack on Pearl Harbor imminent." Well... they're only an hour late.
President Franklin D. Roosevelt: I like sub commanders. They have no time for bullshit, and neither do I.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Do you know what Top Secret means?
Rafe: Yeah, it's the kind of mission where you get medals, but they send them to your relatives.
Evelyn: I'm giving my heart to Danny. But I'll never look at another sunset without thinking of you.
Rafe: You are so beautiful it hurts.
Evelyn: It's your nose that hurts.
Rafe: I think it's my heart.
Rafe: Dolittle assigned me. He wanted me to get some... some real combat training.
Danny: Well guess what? It isn't training over there, it's war. Where losers die and there aren't any winners, just guys who turn into broken-down wrecks like my father. Now if trouble awaits me, I'm ready. But why go looking for it?
Evelyn: You died Rafe. So did I.
Danny: (dying) Rafe, can you do me a favor?
Danny: (dying) Do me a favor Rafe.
Rafe: What?
Danny: Can you get someone else to write my name on the tombstone?
Gooz: I got a girlfriend.
Billy: ...That's great!
Rafe: She loves me.
Sailor: I didn't even know the Japs were sore at us.
Earl: hey, you know you're not supposed to be painting titties on the side of my airplanes, and if you do, don't make 'em lop-sided!
Gooz: they we're lop-sided, Earl.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: That's bull-shit MacCawley!... but it's very, very good bull-shit!
[looking in mirror]
Billy: Man, you're one good-lookin' son-of-a-bitch!... Don't you ever die!
Major Jackson: Most officers would have thrown you in the brig.
Evelyn: Most nurses would've gone on to somebody else instead of keeping their fingers plugged in your artery.
Danny: Y'all pilots?
Gooz: Uh, we're working on it. There's a lot of switches and stuff. Pride of the Pacific.
Earl: Who are you?
Danny: Terrors of the Skies.
Evelyn: Oh, but it's such a long story.
Nurse Martha: We've got time.
Nurse Martha: This is Ward Three, and as you can see, no patients. Welcome to Hawaii.
Gooz: Be careful with the lady folk... they cloud the mind.
Danny: Thanks Gooz.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Boys, there's a phrase I want you to memorize, "Lushu hoo Megwa Fugi.", it means "I am an American." in Chinese.
[While Evelyn is fixing up a cut on Doris Miller's head.]
Evelyn: [referring to the cut] Where'd you get this?
Dorie Miller: Boxin'.
Evelyn: You win?
Dorie Miller: Yes, Ma'am!
Evelyn: And what do you get for winning?
Dorie Miller: Respect.
Evelyn: You're acting like I didn't love you!
Rafe: Evelyn, loving you kept me alive!
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: I heard what you did.
Rafe: We can explain that, sir.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Explain what?
Danny: Whatever it is you heard about us, sir.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: You mean the hoola shirts you were flying in....or the seven planes you shot down.
Rafe: Miss, I really, really lick you
[covers mouth]
Rafe: "Like" you. I didn't mean to say that.
[Later after Col Doolittle explains the mission]
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: And I will tell you one thing...leave your goddamn hula shirts at home.
Rafe: I've got some genuine French champagne. From France!
Nurse Martha: I joined the army to do MY patriotic duty... AND... to meet guys.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Secretary of the Navy gave me these.
Danny: What are they?
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Friendship medals the Japanese gave us when they were pretending they wanted peace.
Rafe: What do you want me to do with them sir?
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: We're gonna wire them to the bombs and give them back.
haha...titanic...it's okay...:
Fabrizio: I can see the Statue of Liberty already! ...Very small, of course.
Molly Brown: You shine up like a new penny.
Rose: I am not a foreman in one of your mills which you can command. I am your fiancee.
Cal Hockley: My fian... my fiancee! My *wife* in practice if not yet by law and you will honor me. You will honor me the way a wife is required to honor a husband. Am I in any way unclear?
Rose: No.
Jack: That's the one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off.
[Rose shows Jack her engagement ring.]
Jack: My God! You would've gone straight to the bottom.
[Trying to stop Rose from committing suicide by jumping from the ship.]
Jack: I'm not looking forward to jumping in after you. But like I said, I don't see a choice. I guess I'm kinda hoping you'll come back over the rail and get me off the hook here.
Rose: You're crazy!
Jack: That's what everybody says, but with all due respect miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here.
Jack: I'm the king of the world!
Rose: The last thing I need is another picture of me looking like a porcelain doll.
[Upon boarding the ship with Fabrizio.]
Jack: We are the luckiest sons of bitches in the world, you know that?
Rose: Teach me to ride like a man.
Jack: And chew tobacco like a man.
Rose: And spit like a man!
Jack: What, they didn't teach you that in finishing school?
Cal Hockley: Where are you going? To him? To be a whore to a gutter rat?
Rose: I'd rather be a whore to him than your wife!
[As Jack sketches her in the nude]
Rose: I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste. I can't imagine Monsieur Monet blushing.
Jack: He does landscapes.
[Upon being offered a lifebelt.]
Benjamin Guggenheim: No thank you. We are dressed in our best and are prepared to go down as gentlemen.
Tommy Ryan: Music to drown by. Now I know I'm in first class.
Thomas Andrews: The pumps will buy you time, but minutes only. From this moment, no matter what we do, Titanic will founder.
Ismay: But this ship can't sink!
Thomas Andrews: She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. And she *will*. It is a mathematical certainty.
Tommy Ryan: That's typical. First class dogs come down here to take a shit.
Jack: That's so we know where we rank in the scheme of things.
Tommy Ryan: Like we could forget.
Ruth DeWitt Bukater: Will the lifeboats be seated according to class? I hope they aren't too crowded.
Rose: Oh mother, shut up! Don't you understand? The water is freezing and there aren't enough boats. Not enough by half. Half the people on this ship are going to die.
Cal Hockley: Not the better half.
Molly Brown: Come on Ruth, first-class seats are right up here.
Cal Hockley: You know, it's a pity I didn't keep that drawing. It'll be worth a lot more by morning.
Rose: You unimaginable bastard!
Cal Hockley: You're a good liar.
Jack: Almost as good as you.
Rose: J.J., Madeline, This is Jack Dawson.
Astor: Hello Jack. Are you of the Boston Dawsons?
Jack: No, the, uh, Chippewa Falls Dawsons, actually.
Astor: Oh yes...
[Looking at a salvaged hand mirror.]
Old Rose: This was mine. How extraordinary! And it looks the same as when I last used it. ...The reflection's changed a bit.
[Jack sees Rose for the first time.]
Tommy Ryan: Ah, forget it, lad. You'd like as have angels fly out of your arse as get next to the likes of her.
Lewis Bodine: Incredible. There's Smith and he's standing there and he's got the iceberg warning in his fucking hand, excuse me, in his hand, and he's ordering MORE SPEED.
Rose: Excuse me, Mr. Andrews, but I've been doing the math in my head and it seems that with the number of people there are on board, there aren't enough lifeboats.
Thomas Andrews: Not enough by half actually. Gosh, Rose, you miss nothing do you? I had originally intended for there to be more, but it was thought by some that it would make the decks seem too cluttered.
Cal Hockley: A waste of space as it is on an unsinkable ship.
[About his silverware during dinner]
Jack: Are these all for me?!
Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.
Smith: It looks like you shall get your headlines, Mr. Ismay.
Molly Brown: There's plenty of room for more.
Robert Hitchins: Yes, and there will be one less on this boat if you don't shut that hole in your face
Fabrizio: I can see the Statue of Liberty already! ...Very small, of course.
Molly Brown: You shine up like a new penny.
Rose: I am not a foreman in one of your mills which you can command. I am your fiancee.
Cal Hockley: My fian... my fiancee! My *wife* in practice if not yet by law and you will honor me. You will honor me the way a wife is required to honor a husband. Am I in any way unclear?
Rose: No.
Jack: That's the one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off.
[Rose shows Jack her engagement ring.]
Jack: My God! You would've gone straight to the bottom.
[Trying to stop Rose from committing suicide by jumping from the ship.]
Jack: I'm not looking forward to jumping in after you. But like I said, I don't see a choice. I guess I'm kinda hoping you'll come back over the rail and get me off the hook here.
Rose: You're crazy!
Jack: That's what everybody says, but with all due respect miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here.
Jack: I'm the king of the world!
Rose: The last thing I need is another picture of me looking like a porcelain doll.
[Upon boarding the ship with Fabrizio.]
Jack: We are the luckiest sons of bitches in the world, you know that?
Rose: Teach me to ride like a man.
Jack: And chew tobacco like a man.
Rose: And spit like a man!
Jack: What, they didn't teach you that in finishing school?
Cal Hockley: Where are you going? To him? To be a whore to a gutter rat?
Rose: I'd rather be a whore to him than your wife!
[As Jack sketches her in the nude]
Rose: I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste. I can't imagine Monsieur Monet blushing.
Jack: He does landscapes.
[Upon being offered a lifebelt.]
Benjamin Guggenheim: No thank you. We are dressed in our best and are prepared to go down as gentlemen.
Tommy Ryan: Music to drown by. Now I know I'm in first class.
Thomas Andrews: The pumps will buy you time, but minutes only. From this moment, no matter what we do, Titanic will founder.
Ismay: But this ship can't sink!
Thomas Andrews: She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. And she *will*. It is a mathematical certainty.
Tommy Ryan: That's typical. First class dogs come down here to take a shit.
Jack: That's so we know where we rank in the scheme of things.
Tommy Ryan: Like we could forget.
Ruth DeWitt Bukater: Will the lifeboats be seated according to class? I hope they aren't too crowded.
Rose: Oh mother, shut up! Don't you understand? The water is freezing and there aren't enough boats. Not enough by half. Half the people on this ship are going to die.
Cal Hockley: Not the better half.
Molly Brown: Come on Ruth, first-class seats are right up here.
Cal Hockley: You know, it's a pity I didn't keep that drawing. It'll be worth a lot more by morning.
Rose: You unimaginable bastard!
Cal Hockley: You're a good liar.
Jack: Almost as good as you.
Rose: J.J., Madeline, This is Jack Dawson.
Astor: Hello Jack. Are you of the Boston Dawsons?
Jack: No, the, uh, Chippewa Falls Dawsons, actually.
Astor: Oh yes...
[Looking at a salvaged hand mirror.]
Old Rose: This was mine. How extraordinary! And it looks the same as when I last used it. ...The reflection's changed a bit.
[Jack sees Rose for the first time.]
Tommy Ryan: Ah, forget it, lad. You'd like as have angels fly out of your arse as get next to the likes of her.
Lewis Bodine: Incredible. There's Smith and he's standing there and he's got the iceberg warning in his fucking hand, excuse me, in his hand, and he's ordering MORE SPEED.
Rose: Excuse me, Mr. Andrews, but I've been doing the math in my head and it seems that with the number of people there are on board, there aren't enough lifeboats.
Thomas Andrews: Not enough by half actually. Gosh, Rose, you miss nothing do you? I had originally intended for there to be more, but it was thought by some that it would make the decks seem too cluttered.
Cal Hockley: A waste of space as it is on an unsinkable ship.
[About his silverware during dinner]
Jack: Are these all for me?!
Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.
Smith: It looks like you shall get your headlines, Mr. Ismay.
Molly Brown: There's plenty of room for more.
Robert Hitchins: Yes, and there will be one less on this boat if you don't shut that hole in your face
whoa...here comes more quotes:
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
Frodo: You're late.
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdropping?
Sam: I ain't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest! I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you'll follow me.
Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think?
Sam: I heard raised voices.
Gandalf: What did you hear? Speak!
Sam: N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world, but please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything...unnatural.
Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.
Elrond: Together you form the Fellowship of the Ring.
Pippin: Great! Where are we going?
Aragorn: By my life or death, I will protect you. You have my sword...
Legolas: ...and you have my bow...
Gimli: ...and my axe.
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all little one.
Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. Don't you leave him Samwise
Gimli: No one tosses a dwarf!
Saruman: We must join with Him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend.
Gandalf: Tell me, "friend", since when has Saruman the Wise abandoned reason for madness?
Gandalf: [Reading] They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums... drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out... they are coming.
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity.
Aragorn: Let's hunt some orc!
Gandalf: You shall not pass.
Pippin: Are we lost?
Merry: No
Pippin: I think we are
Merry: Shhh.
Pippin: Merry.
Merry: What?
Pippin: I'm hungry
Sam: This is it.
Frodo: This is what?
Sam: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.
Gandalf: If in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose.
Sam: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took.
Merry: What? That was just a detour, a shortcut.
Sam: Shortcut to what?
Pippin: Mushrooms.
Gandalf: I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.
Elrond: Men? Men are weak.
Gimli: I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox
Haldir: The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.
[While being chased by farmer maggot]
Merry: I don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple of carrots.
Pippin: And some cabbages. And then those three bags of potatoes we lifted last week, and, and, the mushrooms, the week before.
Merry: Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly over reacting. Run!
[Merry and Pippin are leading the orcs away from Frodo]
Pippin: It's working!
Merry: I know it's working. Run!
Frodo: What news of the outside world? Tell me everything.
Gandalf: Everything? You are far too eager and curious for a hobbit. Most unnatural.
Frodo: Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of.
Gandalf: Indeed?
Frodo: Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected.
Gandalf: If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.
Frodo: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.
Bilbo: No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations
Bilbo: You will keep an eye on Frodo, won't you?
Gandalf: Two eyes, as often as I can spare them.
Sam: Hey! Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me.
Elrond: No, indeed. It is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not.
Frodo: I cannot do this alone.
Galadriel: You are a Ring-bearer, Frodo. To bear a Ring of Power is to *be* alone. This task was appointed to you, and if you do not find a way, no one will.
Aragorn: I swore to protect you.
Frodo: Can you protect me from yourself?
[holding out the Ring]
Frodo: Would you destroy it?
Aragorn: [closing Frodo's hand around the Ring] I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor.
Pippin: Oh that's nice ash on my tomatoes.
[Outside the gates of Moria]
Frodo: It's a riddle. What's the Elvish word for friend?
Gandalf: Mellon!
[The gates open]
Bilbo: Of course he does, he's a Baggins, not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle!
Sam: I have been droppin' no eves sir honest! I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you follow me.
Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge don't you think?
Pippin: My tomato's burst!
Sauron: You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only... death
[last line]
Frodo: Sam, I'm glad you're with me.
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Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
Frodo: You're late.
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdropping?
Sam: I ain't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest! I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you'll follow me.
Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think?
Sam: I heard raised voices.
Gandalf: What did you hear? Speak!
Sam: N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world, but please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything...unnatural.
Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.
Elrond: Together you form the Fellowship of the Ring.
Pippin: Great! Where are we going?
Aragorn: By my life or death, I will protect you. You have my sword...
Legolas: ...and you have my bow...
Gimli: ...and my axe.
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all little one.
Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. Don't you leave him Samwise
Gimli: No one tosses a dwarf!
Saruman: We must join with Him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend.
Gandalf: Tell me, "friend", since when has Saruman the Wise abandoned reason for madness?
Gandalf: [Reading] They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums... drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out... they are coming.
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity.
Aragorn: Let's hunt some orc!
Gandalf: You shall not pass.
Pippin: Are we lost?
Merry: No
Pippin: I think we are
Merry: Shhh.
Pippin: Merry.
Merry: What?
Pippin: I'm hungry
Sam: This is it.
Frodo: This is what?
Sam: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.
Gandalf: If in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose.
Sam: Trust a Brandybuck and a Took.
Merry: What? That was just a detour, a shortcut.
Sam: Shortcut to what?
Pippin: Mushrooms.
Gandalf: I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.
Elrond: Men? Men are weak.
Gimli: I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox
Haldir: The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.
[While being chased by farmer maggot]
Merry: I don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple of carrots.
Pippin: And some cabbages. And then those three bags of potatoes we lifted last week, and, and, the mushrooms, the week before.
Merry: Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly over reacting. Run!
[Merry and Pippin are leading the orcs away from Frodo]
Pippin: It's working!
Merry: I know it's working. Run!
Frodo: What news of the outside world? Tell me everything.
Gandalf: Everything? You are far too eager and curious for a hobbit. Most unnatural.
Frodo: Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of.
Gandalf: Indeed?
Frodo: Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected.
Gandalf: If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.
Frodo: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.
Bilbo: No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations
Bilbo: You will keep an eye on Frodo, won't you?
Gandalf: Two eyes, as often as I can spare them.
Sam: Hey! Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me.
Elrond: No, indeed. It is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not.
Frodo: I cannot do this alone.
Galadriel: You are a Ring-bearer, Frodo. To bear a Ring of Power is to *be* alone. This task was appointed to you, and if you do not find a way, no one will.
Aragorn: I swore to protect you.
Frodo: Can you protect me from yourself?
[holding out the Ring]
Frodo: Would you destroy it?
Aragorn: [closing Frodo's hand around the Ring] I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor.
Pippin: Oh that's nice ash on my tomatoes.
[Outside the gates of Moria]
Frodo: It's a riddle. What's the Elvish word for friend?
Gandalf: Mellon!
[The gates open]
Bilbo: Of course he does, he's a Baggins, not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle!
Sam: I have been droppin' no eves sir honest! I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you follow me.
Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge don't you think?
Pippin: My tomato's burst!
Sauron: You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only... death
[last line]
Frodo: Sam, I'm glad you're with me.
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haha...lot more quotes:
John Anderton: You're under arrest for the future murder of Sarah Marks
Director Burgess: Who's the victim?
John Anderton: I've never heard of him! But I'm supposed to kill him in less than thirty-six hours.
Dr. Iris Henimen: The precogs are never wrong. But sometimes they... disagree.
[The readings Agatha is giving run quickly on a makeshift screen.]
John Anderton: These images are going too fast! Try to slow them down!
Rufus Riley: How do I slow them down, I should hit her on the head?
[Dr. Solomon is about to transplant new eyes into Anderton]
John Anderton: I'd like to keep the old ones.
Dr. Solomon: Why?
John Anderton: Because my mother gave them to me
John Anderton: You're under arrest for the future murder of Sarah Marks
Director Burgess: Who's the victim?
John Anderton: I've never heard of him! But I'm supposed to kill him in less than thirty-six hours.
Dr. Iris Henimen: The precogs are never wrong. But sometimes they... disagree.
[The readings Agatha is giving run quickly on a makeshift screen.]
John Anderton: These images are going too fast! Try to slow them down!
Rufus Riley: How do I slow them down, I should hit her on the head?
[Dr. Solomon is about to transplant new eyes into Anderton]
John Anderton: I'd like to keep the old ones.
Dr. Solomon: Why?
John Anderton: Because my mother gave them to me
even more quotes:
Aidan Keller: What happened with the little girl?
Rachel Keller: It's over baby, I helped her.
Aidan Keller: What do you do that for?
Rachel Keller: What do you mean?
Aidan Keller: You weren't supposed to help her.
Aidan Keller: Don't you understand Rachel? You're not supposed to help her. She never sleeps.
Rachel Keller: Aidan, where did you get this picture? Of the house? Why did you draw it? Did you see it in your mind?
Aidan Keller: No. She told me to.
Rachel Keller: Who?
Aidan Keller: The little girl.
Rachel Keller: The little girl... she talks to you?
Aidan Keller: No. She shows me things.
Dr. Scott: You don't want to hurt anybody, do you?
Samara Morgan: But I do... And I'm sorry: it won't stop
Rachel Keller: I think before you die, you see the ring...
Aidan Keller: What happened with the little girl?
Rachel Keller: It's over baby, I helped her.
Aidan Keller: What do you do that for?
Rachel Keller: What do you mean?
Aidan Keller: You weren't supposed to help her.
Aidan Keller: Don't you understand Rachel? You're not supposed to help her. She never sleeps.
Rachel Keller: Aidan, where did you get this picture? Of the house? Why did you draw it? Did you see it in your mind?
Aidan Keller: No. She told me to.
Rachel Keller: Who?
Aidan Keller: The little girl.
Rachel Keller: The little girl... she talks to you?
Aidan Keller: No. She shows me things.
Dr. Scott: You don't want to hurt anybody, do you?
Samara Morgan: But I do... And I'm sorry: it won't stop
Rachel Keller: I think before you die, you see the ring...
more quotes!:
Derek Zoolander: Well, I guess it started during my first year of the second grade, when I was eating lunch and caught my reflection in a spoon, and I thought to myself, 'Hey, Derek, you're ridiculously good looking! And I thought maybe I could do that for a career.
Matilda: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.
Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
Hansel: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
[After he pokes a girl with a pin]
Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building now!
Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel?
Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel
[Unveiling a building model]
Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
[Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants?! How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
Matilda: I've been trying to reach you for a week.
Derek Zoolander: A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
Matilda: That was last Friday.
Derek Zoolander: Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?
Derek Zoolander: Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investi-gatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investi-gatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.
Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Derek Zoolander: Well, I guess it started during my first year of the second grade, when I was eating lunch and caught my reflection in a spoon, and I thought to myself, 'Hey, Derek, you're ridiculously good looking! And I thought maybe I could do that for a career.
Matilda: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.
Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
Hansel: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
[After he pokes a girl with a pin]
Mugatu: Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building now!
Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel?
Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel
[Unveiling a building model]
Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
[Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants?! How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
Matilda: I've been trying to reach you for a week.
Derek Zoolander: A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
Matilda: That was last Friday.
Derek Zoolander: Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?
Derek Zoolander: Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investi-gatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investi-gatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.
Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
quotes:
[In pas de deux class]
Sergei: I am your slave!
Eva Rodriguez: I'd believe it if you didn't stare at your fucking reflection when you said it.
Instructor: If someone wants to hear profanity, Miss Rodriguez, they can take a subway. They don't need to spend sixty dollars on a ballet ticket.
[To Sergei]
Instructor: Though she has a point.
Erik Jones: That's Sergei, that's Jody, that's Eva, I'm Erik, and you're cute...
Maureen Cummings: I'm just trying to be honest! That's what friends do.
Eva: I guess that would explain why you have so many friends.
Erik Jones: My stage name is Erik O'Jones after Oprah. She's my idol.
[In pas de deux class]
Sergei: I am your slave!
Eva Rodriguez: I'd believe it if you didn't stare at your fucking reflection when you said it.
Instructor: If someone wants to hear profanity, Miss Rodriguez, they can take a subway. They don't need to spend sixty dollars on a ballet ticket.
[To Sergei]
Instructor: Though she has a point.
Erik Jones: That's Sergei, that's Jody, that's Eva, I'm Erik, and you're cute...
Maureen Cummings: I'm just trying to be honest! That's what friends do.
Eva: I guess that would explain why you have so many friends.
Erik Jones: My stage name is Erik O'Jones after Oprah. She's my idol.
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